I Ain't Comin' Back

I'm a redneck 'cause I drink beer, and I dip Skoal Guess I'm a rambler 'cause I cannot be on the road Might be a lost cause 'cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on And I'm a gambler, I'll take the over on the underdog, huh Girl, half of this town has got a name for me And I can't say I don't agree, uh But the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back You call me the devil, then you told me where to go Go throw your pebbles, I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned Girl, it ain't my fault, ain't no need to wait three days I might be a lotta things, but I ain't your savin' grace Yeah, the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back Girl, half of this town has got a name for me But there's one I'll never be, no 'Cause the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart, and I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back Oh-oh